Monogrammed Towels

 

 

 

Monogrammed Towels

Monogrammed Towels  Monogrammed Towels

 

My first attempts at doing monogramming on towels. My next try will be some for my house!!

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Candy for Dad’s Day

Dear (Sugar) Daddy, 

You are the best dad in the whole Milky Way, even though you are from Mars and I’m from Venus. You Skor high points as a dad….don’t Snicker(s). 

When you were born there was a Symphony in heaven! Your Hot Tamale(s), Mom, still thinks you are a Big Hunk. I wish I could take you on a shopping Spree on 5th Avenue in New York (Peppermint Patty), but they don’t have Builders Square there because they’re Nerds. 

Love you Mounds, 

Your Nut (Roll)

14 Days Of Valentine by Marina

Honey there’s 14 days to go
until that special day
when you sweep me off my feet
and send flowers my way.
To get the mood happening
to start the countdown right
you will get a gift each day
starting with tonight.

I really hope you like it,
and that you think this is fun,
so here it is my Valentine,
your present number one.

My Valentine I’m happiest,
whenever I’m with you,
And just so you remember that,
here’s present number two.

Did you know sweet Valentine,
you mean the world to me,
my heart is yours forever
and here’s present number three.

My sweet darling Valentine,
it’s you that I adore,
just to say how much I care,
here’s present number four.

When I’m with you my Valentine,
I feel so wonderfully alive,
and here for you with all my love
is present number five.

I’m happy with you Valentine,
There’s nothing I would fix,
So here it is, you guessed it,
it is present number six.

My dearest, darling Valentine,
my life with you is heaven,
And here for you is something nice,
it’s present number seven.

My sweet funny Valentine,
I think that you are great,
So here it is with lots of love,
your present number eight.

Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine,
I’m so glad that you’re mine,
Just to say I love you,
here is present number nine.

Just want to tell you Valentine,
you’re my prince among men,
And here because I love you,
Is your present number ten.

When you hold me, my Valentine,
I feel like I’m in heaven,
so once again here’s something good,
it’s present number eleven.

Since I met you my Valentine,
I no longer want to delve
out there into single life,
so here’s present number twelve.

Now we’re a pair, I’m happier,
than I have ever been,
So here for you my Valentine,
present number thirteen.

Today’s the day the presents stop,
I hope you know what you mean,
to me today and every day,
I love you, and here’s fourteen.

written by Marina

Left Right Christmas Story

To begin: Everyone stands in a circle holding a gift he/she brought to the party. Someone reads the story, every time the word RIGHT is read, everybody passes his gift to the right. Every time the word LEFT is read, gifts are passed to the left. The gift that each person is holding at the end of the story is the gift he keeps.

Mr. WRIGHT was to take Mrs. WRIGHT RIGHT to the store to do some of her holiday shopping. As he LEFT in the car, he turned RIGHT out of the driveway. He had to go RIGHT back as he LEFT without Mrs. WRIGHT.

They both got in the car on the LEFT side as the RIGHT side door would not open. Mr. and Mrs. WRIGHT again LEFT for the store, turning RIGHT out of the driveway. An argument occurred about the RIGHT turn as Mrs. WRIGHT said that Mr. WRIGHT should have turned LEFT. Mr. WRIGHT kept insisting that he was RIGHT, but Mrs. WRIGHT kept insisting that the nicer department store was on the LEFT.

Two blocks away after another LEFT turn they discovered they had LEFT the credit cards at home. So, they made a LEFT turn, then a RIGHT to go back home to where they had LEFT the credit cards. As they turned RIGHT on to their street and LEFT into the driveway, Mrs. WRIGHT said “Let’s just stay RIGHT here and shop for the RIGHT gifts over the internet”.

They went LEFT into the kitchen to make the RIGHT cup of eggnog. Then they went RIGHT into the living room where Mrs. WRIGHT turned to her LEFT and said to Mr. WRIGHT, “I hope they have some good stuff LEFT.”

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The Right Family Christmas Story

Christmas was almost here and Mother RIGHT was finishing the Christmas baking. Father RIGHT, Susie RIGHT, and Billy RIGHT returned from their last minute Christmas errands.

“There’s not much LEFT to be done,” said Father RIGHT as he came into the kitchen.
“Did you leave the basket of food at Church?” asked Mother RIGHT?
“I LEFT it RIGHT where you told me to,” said Billy RIGHT.” “I don’t have any money LEFT.”

The hall telephone rang, and Susie RIGHT LEFT to answer it. She rushed back and told the family, “Aunt Tillie RIGHT LEFT a package for us RIGHT on Grandma RIGHT’s porch. I’ll go over there RIGHT now and get it,” she said as she LEFT in a rush.

Father RIGHT LEFT the kitchen and brought in the Christmas Tree.

By the time Susie RIGHT returned, Mother RIGHT, Father RIGHT, and Billy RIGHT had begun trimming the tree. The entire RIGHT family sang carols as they finished the decorating. Then they LEFT all the presents arranged under the tree and went to bed, hoping they had selected the RIGHT gifts for their family.

Now I hope you have the RIGHT present for yourself, because that’s all that’s LEFT of our story, except to wish you a Merry Christmas, isn’t that RIGHT?

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Christmas was almost here, and Mother RIGHT was finishing the Christmas baking.

Father RIGHT, Sue RIGHT, and Billy RIGHT returned from their last-minute Christmas errands.

“There’s not much LEFT to be done,” said Father RIGHT as he came into the kitchen.

“Did you leave the basket of food at church?” asked Mother RIGHT.

“I LEFT it RIGHT where you told me to,” said Father RIGHT.

“I’m glad my shopping is done,” said Billy RIGHT. “I don’t have any money LEFT.”

The hall telephone rang, and Susan RIGHT LEFT to answer it.

She rushed back and told the family “Aunt Tillie RIGHT LEFT a package for us RIGHT on Grandma RIGHT’s porch.

I’ll go over there RIGHT now and get it.” she said as she LEFT in a rush.

Father RIGHT LEFT the kitchen and brought in the Christmas tree.

By the time Susan RIGHT returned, Mother RIGHT, Father RIGHT, and Billy RIGHT had begun trimming the tree.

The entire RIGHT family sang carols as they finished the decorating.

Then they LEFT all the presents arranged under the tree and went to bed, hoping they had selected the RIGHT gifts for their family.

Now I hope you have the RIGHT present for yourself, because that’s all that’s LEFT of our story…..

Except to wish you a Merry Christmas….Isn’t that RIGHT?

Holiday Survival Kit

… Almond Joy ~ to remind you of the JOY of the season.
… bag ~ to help you keep it all together.
… bandage ~ to fix things that just will not work.
… Bath oil or bubble bath to soothe the weary body
…Battery ~ so you can keep going and going and going and going.
…candle- to remind you to shine brightly.
…Cassette tape or CD – soothing quiet music to listen to while wrapping gifts
…chocolate kiss- to remind you that you are loved.
…Confetti ~ to remind you to have fun.
…Crackers ~ so you will always have “Food” for thought.
…A match – to light a fire under you when you feel burned out.
…Peppermints – to settle the tummy from over-indulging
…pin- to remind you to stay sharp.
…Pocket date book – to track all of the must do’s
…Slim fast – to kick off the diet you will need to start
…Smartie ~ to help you on those days you don’t feel so smart.
…Snickers ~ to remind you to take time to laugh.
…Starburst ~ to give you a burst of energy on days you don’t have any.
…stick of gum – to remind you to stick to that Holiday shopping.
…Tape – to use to wrap the gifts because you just in case you forget to buy some
…Tea Bag ~ so you can relax and soothe away the tension.
…Tootsie Roll- to remind you not to bite off more than you can chew.
…Tylenol – to take away the headache of overdoing
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A stick of gum to remind you to stick to it and ‘chews’ the right gift.
A candle to remind you to shine brightly.
A chocolate kiss to remind you that you are loved.
A match to light your fire when you feel burned out.
A Tootsie Roll to remind you not to bite off more than you can chew.
A pin to remind you to stay sharp.
Tylenol – to take away the headache of overdoing
Tea – To calm, relax, and soothe away the tension
Peppermints – to settle the tummy from over-indulging
Slimfast – to kick off the diet you will need to start
Pocket date book – to track all of the must do’s
Cassette tape or CD – soothing quiet music to listen to while wrapping gifts
Tape – to use to wrap the gifts because you just in case you forget to buy some
Bath oil or bubble bath to soothe the weary body

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Tylenol – to take away the headache of overdoing

Tea – To calm, relax, and soothe away the tension

peppermints – to settle the tummy from overindulging

Slimfast – to kick off the diet you will need to start

Pocket date book – to track all of the must do’s

Cassette tape or CD – soothing quiet music to listen to while wrapping gifts

Tape – to use to wrap the gifts because you forgot to buy any

A package of gift tags that you made

Quick easy yummy everyone will love cookie recipe

Bath oil or bubble bath to soothe the weary body

The Newlywed’s Christmas Tree – 12 ornaments

According to tradition, 12 ornaments should be on the Newlywed’s Christmas Tree: (fill a basket & present them to the new couple)
…A heart to signify love in the home
…A house to signify family shelter
…A church or angel to symbolize God
…A basket of fruit to signify plenty
…A teapot to signify hospitality
…A bird in a nest to signify confidence in the shelter
…A pine cone symbolizes eternity
…An animal to signify peace with nature
…A fish to symbolize Christ as wells as fertility
…A rose as a symbol of the Virgin Mary
…A flower basket to represent beauty in the home
…A Santa as the symbol of giving and sharing